peter tracks

Little spots of dried cum marking where one has either jacked off or had sex.

Rob left peter tracks on my sofa after watching The Dirty Dozen IV.

Ben has peter tracks on his underwear from all of his wet dreams.

by TexAMAggie05 August 28, 2005

Peter Priesthood

A male member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) who fits the stereo-type of the goody-goody Mormon (i.e. devoted to the Church standards). See also "Molly Mormon." Can be used both positively or negatively.

Jimmy is such a Peter Priesthood. He get's his home teaching done on the first of every month!

by HollyVanGogh August 25, 2005

millimeter peter

The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.

*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:

*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."

by A_Real_GEE December 14, 2013

Peter Scully

A man from the country of Philippines who lured multiple children and tortured them on camera and sold them on the Dark Web. He has since been caught and is in jail. Over the course of many investigations, he has killed dozens of children and made 30k of the Dark Web.

Friend: Who's Peter Scully?
Me: A P\pedo

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

Pete Davidson Effect

The "Pete Davidson effect" is when women are influenced by their peers in determining if a man is attractive or not. When Pete Davidson was dating Ariana Grande suddenly millions of females thought he was super sexy and attractive. After Grande dumped him, not so much. Women are sometimes influenced by peer pressure when it comes to how they rate men in terms of their desirability.

"Geez, how is Bill suddenly macking it with all these hot chicks? He's a loser and most girls think he's ugly."

"It's the Pete Davidson Effect. He created an illusion that women were chasing after him, and then suddenly he was a pimp."

by L'Etranger#2 October 31, 2018

Peter Principle

The principle that people will rise to the level of their own incompetence. People get promoted by being good, but not when they're lousy at their job. The Peter Principle states that people will be promoted until they enter a job that they are no good at, and there they will stay forever.

That's why every career manager is terrible at his job.

Bob made middle manager thanks to the Peter Principle.

by suncrush January 1, 2006

centimeter-peter

an extremely small penis

That dude has a centimeter-peter!

by SheyVonna May 30, 2006