Scientific name of pineapple

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus

"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 6, 2021

Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple

Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.

In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?

by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018

Pineapple Concubine

A woman who lives with a Pineapple but has lower status than his wife or wives and are regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress to the Pineapple.But no, a bunch of prickly women who live with a man, Generally lower social standing than say the dude wife.

hey my new friends said they were Pineapple Concubine and I said WTF is that and then they explained

by tudders1 April 12, 2017

Pineapple with Pizza

: basically a pizza with pineapple chunks on it.

: popularized by SB19's bunso, Junstin de Dios.

: but can also be a big pineapple with pizza chunks, yes, possible.

Delivery Boy: Sir, here's your order. Pineapple with pizza. Enjoy!

Ken: Ay, nandito na pala? How fast. Solomoooot ♥️💕💘💞😍

by BBJoshiephine October 4, 2020

pineapple pizza

a disgrace to italians

p1; so i'd like to order a pineapple pizza
p2; NO.

by newwordsperday January 29, 2022

pineapples

Created by Kevin Hart: Means to Stop; Halt; Used to make you not sound like a Bitch.

"Pineapples Bitch, you riding my dick to hard"

by SoSweetCandi October 21, 2011

Pineapple Express

Probably the best and funniest shit ever committed on film by humanity since the dawn of history. Due to August 8, 08.

Dude #1: I can't wait to see Pineapple Express, dude
Dude #2: Why? Seth and Judd are nothing but pothead stoners with bad toilet humor!
Dude #1: *stab*.

by Dude of Life July 4, 2008