Phlompist

A word to describe someone who is really really obiese, obviously a tool, and Smells like rotten potatoes.

deirdre is a total phlompist.

by jhbdfnm v er jlad March 16, 2009

Phlomo

The act of being a political bastard, faggot, homo, etc. A phlomo is someone who thinks he or she is the shit, when in actuality, he or she knows absolutly nothing about politics and should just shut the hell up.

Tom - Dude, do you like Bush?
Darrel - Nah, no way, he's such a phlomo.

by Principal vynck March 23, 2009

Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.

Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!

by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017

Phlebotomy

the study of phlebs.

i passed my phlebotomy test

by BlooGBlue February 23, 2019

Phlompadonk

A coconut style punch to the top of the head

I'm going to give them a Phlompadonk

by Lynch_um April 21, 2021

phem

a sissy

look at the Phem, he's such a fairy!

by A-Dawg June 10, 2003

phelm

someone who acts like a complete ashole

u r a phelm, matt, just go fuck your mum

by Anonymous October 1, 2003