by Hypurr February 18, 2010
Get the Pity Text mug.A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.
That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!
by Murderface November 21, 2013
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Something the strong offer the weak due to some internal feeling of sorrow or sadness for them. However totally unnecessary and should be given to noone.
by White kid who acts white - not black October 17, 2004
Get the pity mug.Male masturbation to images/videos/sounds/thoughts of a female he doesn't find particularly attractive, but feels he's doing her a favor by the act.
I'd never hook up with her, but I bet she'd be happy to know I pity-jerk to her pic every now and then.
by Nerdmaster July 29, 2009
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A man who is relatively unattractive but not to the point where no woman will sleep with them. Ironically, this unattractiveness becomes the Pity Player's greatest asset, as hordes of women are attracted to him out of sheer pity, hence the title Pity Player.
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The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
by Lauren & Brian September 25, 2008
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This word can also be used to describe summet proper dead cool like.
This word can also be used to describe summet proper dead cool like.
cool person: that person is proper dead phitt like!
another cool person: whoah that hoodie is proper phitt like!
another cool person: whoah that hoodie is proper phitt like!
by x--Faye--x June 1, 2007
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