King Phantom

A former Battlefield 1942 pro-gamer who retired to play for fun. World-
known for his skill.

See this noob? He will never be anything like KingPhantom!

by Zorn April 15, 2005

Phondom

The protective cover sold to protect your mobile phone. Also, known as a phonalactic.

Person1: Darn, my phone keeps turning on in my pocket and either going dead or calling people!
Person2: I haven't had that problem since my phone started wearing a phondom.

by Kurt Lewchuk December 19, 2008

Phantom Blizzard

When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.

I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.

by ThePhantomBlizzarder February 16, 2009

Phantom case theory

The theory in which the sum of beers claimed to be drank is greater than beers ever present. Derives from the Macho-man complex where the more beer you drink the cooler you are. Simply, a 30 pack plus 10 phantom beers equals 40 beers claimed.

Chad- How was last night?
Blaine- Good, the five of us split a case of Natty; had about 7 or 8 each.
Chad- Sounds like a classic case of phantom case theory.

by Rob Ranna March 29, 2009

Phantom Pickle

When you order at McDonald's or any fast food place and you are ask for no pickles and in the middle of eating your burger there it is. the pickle/pickles you didn't order.

I was enjoying my burger till i came in contact with the phantom pickle...

by James Meyerhoff April 15, 2009

Phantom Load

The mysterious (and some say, nonexistent) phenomenon, sometimes known as the faked male orgasm, is better known as a phantom load.

"The strangest thing happened."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."

by Neologian-PJG August 26, 2013

Phantom Wank

When a male sits on his hand until numb then has a wank so it feels like someone else is doing it.

I felt particularly lonely so i had a phantom wank, to pretend i have a friend.

by Cleggfu September 15, 2013