perculator

from a video commented by famous youtuber RayWilliamJohnson. Its a dance that is done on a glass table and you break the glass and is said the glass will go in somewhere...

its time for the perculator! its time for the perculator! (glass table breaks) I think it went into my....?

by xiao k February 11, 2010

perfumed pig

Any vehicle for sale listed on any one of the popular on-line vehicle sales sites (and on-line auction sites) that in reality is a piece of junk, but with a quick inexpensive paint job, the vehicle looks great in the on-line photos (which are usually not very large).

Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)

The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.

A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.

The car Smitty bought on-line looked good until you got right up on it where you could see it was painted right over scratches and rust, and it needed so much work just for him to drive it... he really got suckered into buying a perfumed pig.

by Charles Waggon July 1, 2009

Perfucktory

describes sex between a married couple or a couple who have been together for a long time when each partner is just going through the motions

Ooh, you look tired. How was date night last night?

It was okay, but I'm worried we're getting a little perfucktory

by untalented fool July 25, 2009

Perfuksic

The profuse, and profound, almost abstract act of scratching one's testicles while relaxing.

1. So Jim, how often do you perfuksicate?
2. I often perfuksicate whilst playing games.

by Hapanam December 5, 2009

Perdouchebag

A dick who has surpassed the status of a douchebag. Named After Rodney.

David: A yo Fat Bitch.
Lawrence: Do you know her?
David: i know she's Fat.
Lawrence: You are such a Perdouchebag.

by Sparky Jonezz November 20, 2010

Perfunctorium

Refers to any routine, bureaucratic business office that adheres rigidly to a routine, usually small and insignificant, yet believes itself to be all-important. In the 1990s in California colleges and universities, the term originally referred to academic administrative offices peroccupied with minor, routine, or insignificant details.

The campus perfunctorium requires evidence that you had a mother before it can verify you were ever born and still eligible for more inconveniences.

by D. Healey November 10, 2011

parousing

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013