penisensitive

When you've just gotten sucked off and your balls drained, the person who gave you the blowjob keeps jonesing for more of your tasty sperm and keeps over-stimulating your dick with his/her mouth or hand. You finally push them away and (while you're grabbing the sheets and curling your toes) have to tell him/her, "Stop! That tickles way too much!"

Dude, after my girlfriend swallowed my nutt , she kept sucking me for more sperm! I finally told her to stop, that my dick is penisensitive from her tickling the head with her tongue.

by Watchinfool December 21, 2023

Peniscraft

When the peniscraft gang want to molest you and your children if you do not form a contract to give up your life in the name of putting a land mine under Mrs Atkinsons door mat!

Guy1: Damm bro peniscraft are after me
Guy2:Aids
ISIS:peniscraft is coming for you, please commit to the anti Mrs Atkinson coorporation
Steven Hawking: Aids
Guy1: wow i think i will give into peniscraft
Guy2:Aids

by JreedyGews January 9, 2024

penisensitive

When your dick gets extra sensitive after blowing a load and then you have someone try to touch/tease/stroke it. You have to tell them to stop cause it hella tickles too much to continue.

Dude, I was curling my toes and grabbing the sheets last night. My girlfriend was trying to coax another load outta my balls but my dick was way too penisensitive.

by Watchinfool February 8, 2024

penisester

Someone who will absolutely devour your dick in the blink of an eye

That girl is a real penisester

by Silly willy 32 November 18, 2023

Penisdrage

Noen som ofte spiller som "The plague" i spillet dead by daylight.

Han der spiller the plague. Han er en skikkelig penisdrage

by Not Lom September 13, 2024

Penisroid

Penisroids are a slang term for lifters that like to meme on steroids for shrinking penile size

I inject penisroids into my left glute

I inject penisroids into my delts

by AquiraMeatballMeathead August 14, 2025

hacking penises

n00bs from modern warfare who decide they have to be pinises and hack for things like lag switch, 11 prestiges, and other things used by total dickwads

badass dude: OMFG these guys are hacking penises.
me: couldn't you have just called them whores
badass dude: no thats too nice
me:...

by callofbootymodernwhorefare2 November 4, 2012