pedo helmet 

Formerly a functional headpiece worn by Russian military personnel, today the ushanka has been adopted by the WCP, or World Conglomerate of Pedophiles. Its appearance is immediately recognizable and lends itself nicely to the creeper subculture.

Parent 1: Hey Margaret, that guy in the pedo helmet is standing next to your son and seems to be digging around in his pocket for change.

Margaret: Oh him? I'm sure he's a socially well adjusted person who just relates better to children and not a filthy pederast.

pedo helmet by alcoholic_crow December 16, 2011

pedo-bear 

someone who is a pedophile

me: dude have you seen the pedo-bear walking around watching kids sleeping

pedo-bear by stalkker May 29, 2019

Pedo-simp 

Someone who is a pedophile and simps for a person at the same time.

Adam you are a pedo-simp stfu.

Pedo-simp by TheGreatZulu February 7, 2021

Pedo-plastic 

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.

Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?

Pedo-plastic by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

Pedo Pong 

A game in which 3 or 4 plastic or styrofoam cups are set up a distance away. The object of the game is to try and bounce candy into the said cups. Once an individual gets a candy into the cup, they win a child. This child is called the 'Golden Child' Is renowned throughout the lands of pedo pong players every where.

Ted "Hey I bet I'll school you in a game of Pedo pong"
Herbert the Pervert "Aww hell naw, Imma whoop yo ass up and down these halls"
Ted "We'll see who comes home with the golden child!"

Pedo Pong by Sergeant Dick Pound Fappington October 17, 2012

pedo in a speedo 

A pedo in a speedo is a pedofile with a dick and likes to wear speedos

Look at the pedo in a speedo

pedo in a speedo by Yoooohoeee June 18, 2017

Pedo Stroll 

A short walk during which pedophiles scope out their next prey.

Mark: Did you see that old nasty man over there creepin on those kids?

Joe: That's not good, Dude! He's on his Pedo Stroll! Watch out, Kids!

Pedo Stroll by -El Hopper September 7, 2010