paradigm

A pair of dimes, i.e. twenty (20) cents.

The expensive consultant helped us discover new paradigms by looking for loose change on the floor.

by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006

paraging

Standing over someone's shoulder while scrutinizing them as they work. In addition, watching (voyeuristically) while employees work from a distance.

I am sorry I did not send you the email, my boss was paraging me.

by beenparaged April 23, 2008

paradise white

Cocaine, Blow, Nose Candy, Boogar Sugar, Minnesota Baking Soda, you get the picture.

There is nothing a man hopped up on Ginko Biloba and Paradise White cannot do between the sheets.

by Zeus McFly July 27, 2016

Paramedic

The person/people that firemen call when they are in trouble.

If you want to be a hero, become a fireman. If you want to be someone who firemen call heroes, become a paramedic.

by emtrescue May 20, 2010

vanessa Paradis

Vanessa Paradis is a French pop singer, and even though she is actually not that good at what she does her songs, such as Joe Le Taxi, are sort of catchy and cute. She currently resides in France with sex symbol Johnny Depp, which puts her up there as one of the most envied celebrity spouses around (see Juliet Joslin). Vanessa and Johnny Have two children - Lily Rose and Jack.

I wish i were married to Johnny Depp like Vanessa Paradis.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Para Para Paradise

A game developed by Konami of Japan to mimick the Para Para dancing style. The player swipes their hands under a set of 5 sensors at arrows on the screen. Many people refer to it as Dance Dance Revolution with hands. You'll either love the game or hate it. Many "normal" people believe it to be gay.

"Look at that - a Para Para Paradise machine. Wanna go try it out?"
"Nah - it looks gay."
"*shrug* see ya later."

by Seishi August 6, 2003

Hot Girl Paradigm

The Hot Girl Paradigm refers to the universal effects that occur which are unique to Hot Girls; these items include:

(1) lots of free stuff
(2) the ability to ignore (or break) laws, moral or statutory, without repercussion
(3) unqualified professional advancement
(4) lots more free stuff
(5) the ability to achieve (1-4) without criticism.

Hot Girls live either consciously, subconsciously, or both, within the Hot Girl Paradigm or (Hot Girl Universe), a place that someone who isn't a Hot Girl cannot understand or operate, willing or otherwise.

The Hot Girl Paradigm is the metaphorical and socio-gender-economic opposite of the Glass Ceiling.

"Geez I've only been to like 20 Mavericks games in suites this year, and had to sit courtside like 5 times" - an example of an often-heard statement from the mouth of a Hot Girl. They couldn't comprehend that normal people (non-season-ticket holders) wouldn't attend 30+ NBA games a year, in $500+ tickets, for free. This is an effect of the Hot Girl Paradigm.

Hot Girls also receive many other things for free that most people would pay significantly for - "I had a flat tire and the guy at Discount Tire gave me 2 free tires and a free battery." - this does not happen to guys. Or ugly people. Hot Girl Paradigm.

In the Hot Girl Paradigm, a girl can also: obtain a table at dinner without a reservation, gain immediate access to clubs, skip lines at the movie theatre, etc.

by Schmideo Video August 12, 2012