A long sticking thing where it's used when fucking! Use it with your fucker, damn it! Here, that little piece of shit!
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Me: "Shut up, fucker! I'm trying!"
Then I really did.
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Me: "Shut up, fucker! I'm trying!"
Then I really did.
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Some either really long it really short thing, boys don’t know how to keep it in there pants and most boys look at other boys penis. Anoth word for dick
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Get the Penis mug.1: Noun. Anybody who writes definitions for sexual organs on an online dictionary, esp. anonymously
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."
1: Dude, whoever wrote this is a penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.
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Object of the game: Be the person to yell penis the loudest. One at a time, people whisper(then say/yell) penis. A referee is needed to judge whether the last person who said penis said it louder than the person before him, if not, he is eliminated and the game continues.
To be played in public areas.
Great at weddings, in the guy's locker room, the mall, class, and, of course, driver's ed.
Object of the game: Be the person to yell penis the loudest. One at a time, people whisper(then say/yell) penis. A referee is needed to judge whether the last person who said penis said it louder than the person before him, if not, he is eliminated and the game continues.
To be played in public areas.
Great at weddings, in the guy's locker room, the mall, class, and, of course, driver's ed.
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