Penis 

A long sticking thing where it's used when fucking! Use it with your fucker, damn it! Here, that little piece of shit!

My fucking gay friend: "Stick your fucking penis out!"
Me: "Shut up, fucker! I'm trying!"
Then I really did.
My fucking gay friend: "Your fucking piece of shit! You ass hole! I'll fuck with you! Oral sex! Penetrating sex! Anal Sex!"

Penis by I'll eat you March 9, 2021

penis 

The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.

my penis hurts

penis by asdjfrwiogjioqwajgr September 26, 2008

Penis 

Some either really long it really short thing, boys don’t know how to keep it in there pants and most boys look at other boys penis. Anoth word for dick

“Ayo wth is this it’s falling out of my pants it’s so short”

Bro jack that’s ur penis

Penis by Bigdickexpress March 18, 2021

penis 

An instrument of god.

Damnit Judas, I am going to smack you with my penis.

penis by Mr. God December 25, 2007

Penis 

The world best ever gadget

Man: Hey you seen the new best gadget?
Woman: Nope why wot is it?
Man: *Opens pants* The Penis

Penis by Haydn Oates-Stott November 28, 2007

penis 

1: Noun. Anybody who writes definitions for sexual organs on an online dictionary, esp. anonymously
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."

1: Dude, whoever wrote this is a penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.

penis by A No-name-us September 4, 2006

penis 

The only game that could ever make math class excentric.
Object of the game: Be the person to yell penis the loudest. One at a time, people whisper(then say/yell) penis. A referee is needed to judge whether the last person who said penis said it louder than the person before him, if not, he is eliminated and the game continues.
To be played in public areas.
Great at weddings, in the guy's locker room, the mall, class, and, of course, driver's ed.

Try it out, just start yelling penis.

penis by Ultimatejerk September 2, 2006