Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

dick orientated

when a women is so straight it hurts.

she’s so dick orientated

by remains2009 November 23, 2020

fanny orientated

when a man is so straight it hurts.

he’s so fanny orientated

by remains2009 November 23, 2020

Orient Lot

A group of older Burnley fans who seem to think that because they were around when Burnley were in the 4th division, they're better fans than modern Burnley fans and that modern Burnley fans shouldn't be allowed to moan about the club.

Oh god, I've angered the Orient Lot by suggesting we should sign a player

by iwgpchrisbfc January 29, 2021

Politically oriented

What you absolutely shouldn't be when you claim to a US national sport past time.

The MLB right now should drive yourself away and not be arsed about being politically oriented. Rob Manfred the MLB commissioner should worry about his bottom line not the things he's currently upset about.

by Sexydimma April 18, 2021

Gentle Oriental

To describe a person from the Orient who has a gentle disposition

Abi: Hey honey, do you see that guy chasing a raccoon around the parking lot with a baguette raised above his head?

Lee: Oh yeah, that's Zhao Feng, he's a bit nuts but completely harmless. Everyone calls him the gentle oriental

by Jahn Solo July 14, 2022

Oriental

It simply means Eastern or Asian. It's the opposite of occidental, a geographical term denoting the West, but libtards and other hypersensitive children get offended regardless of how and when you use the term. Be offended. Get over yourself. And if you have an inferiority complex, visit a shrink.

I bought some food from the Oriental aisle at the grocery store. Too bad these idiots lump everyone from Asia together. Oh well, I'm sure glad I have Western values and don't take myself too seriously. Oh, wait a minute, I hate Western values because Western values means white values. But wait a minute, isn't that also lumping everyone from the West together too. O well, never mind the cognitive dissonance coming from my pea brain. Time to complain on social media and earn some victim points.

by Walt_Kowalski July 30, 2022