Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.

“Today is a wonderful day!”

by yindi December 3, 2019

snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

by TokenIranian March 21, 2016

what did you guys have for lunch today?

something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =

no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in

usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"

dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"

another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"

by josh hutcherson x rick astley December 23, 2023

Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.

"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.

by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022

Todays going to be a good day

Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.

*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-

by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022

Today's Intention

Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.

Enjoy your day!!!

Today's intention is all set. Happy Thursday!!!!

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020