floating omelette

When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.

Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.

by WeirdWeirdWorld February 24, 2017

shower omelette

A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.

"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."

by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017

Milky omelette

An uncomfortable situation. One that’s a little slippery, like too much milk in an omelette.

The business meeting at the strip club was a real milky omelette.

by MilkyPete May 30, 2018

Nans Omelette

When you trust a fart a bit too much after having some food of a dubious nature causing a shart if you will, this could be from some horrendous cooking by a family member such as your Nans Omelette

Christ I trusted that one a bit too much, its caused me to Nans Omelette my undercrackers, strife not again

by The Brownado January 7, 2019

Chicken Omelette

A threesome with a mother and daughter.

Yo, last night I was a part of the hottest chicken omelette!

by DoomRelic September 7, 2020

Riverside Omelette

Two Bang energy drinks and a lotto ticket …am I right?!

I didn’t get much sleep last night, so I had a Riverside Omelette, holding the lotto ticket, this morning. Double booyah!

by Triple Booyah! September 2, 2022

Makin' a sweet omelet

Euphemism for generically describing inane chatter in online community status updates.

I see Justin was makin' a sweet omelet this morning when his Facebook status told me that he was having a hard time picking out which sock color he was going to wear today. What a punter.

by police line do not cross February 3, 2010