Oklahoma Roastbeef

The art of inserting a curling iron into the vagina while its on and twisting until cooked thoroughly.

My sisters ex boyfriend gave her the Oklahoma Roastbeef before she got a restraining order.

by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016

oklahoma limousine

A truck with 6 or more doors.

"Me and my cousin got a ride to prom in an Oklahoma Limousine."

by CelicaSupra January 24, 2017

Oklahoma Kiss

When two prolapsed rectums touch.

After anally fisting, Mike and John gently Oklahoma kissed by pushing their prolapsed rectums together.

by Gavin Smith18 October 24, 2019

Buffalo, Oklahoma

More cattle than people.

Buffalo, Oklahoma is located in the armpit of the panhandle.

Buffalo, Oklahoma is the county seat of Harper county.

by oklahomaLux July 5, 2013

Oklahoma Donut

The process of giving your sister a rimjob.

Dude, why does your breath smell so bad?
Oh I had a wicked Oklahoma donut last night.

by Mr. Webster himself12 August 4, 2017

Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Oklahoma Stretcher

The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.

"Be carefull if you're hiking in Oklahoma! You don't want to get caught by the Oklahoma Stretcher!

by TsunamiDiesel October 17, 2022