lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

Lotion

When a persons of skin color a negro is turning white ashy

Person 1. Yo my arms and hands r ashy got any lotion

Person 2. Hell yea I got you bro

by CLutChGxD21 May 14, 2018

For the lotion

For the free 99. Damn near ! Heavy discount. Plug love . Getting more for less.

“Aye rellie, then is fire!! What then hit you for ?!”

“Good looking P , I got em FOR THE LOTION”

by Gibsosolid November 19, 2022

Austin Lotion

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet

That nigga austin lotion built like my grandma

by hectorodee December 22, 2023

Lotionized

when your body produces lotion

my body is lotionized like a babys ass

by Lotion26 September 19, 2023

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018

Lotion

The thing people put on their hands to wank off with

I put lotion on my hands to wank off to my friend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024