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name definition writer 

Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!
Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!

Name Shame 

The unfortunate title associated with having inconsiderate parents who doom their offspring to a lifetime of shame and embarrassment due to the ridiculous names given to them at birth.
Such unfortunate people exist such as: North West, Moon Unit Zappa, Dweezil Zappa to name a few.

Another example of a near miss Name Shame event.
At the hospital shortly after their new son is born Bula Bawls says her her husband "Dick, we can't do that to our new son naming him after your grandfather."
Dick thinks about this for a minute and says, "Bula, you're probably right. I can picture the teacher calling attendance on the first day of school if by that unfortunate chance there's two Harry's in the class. When both boys raise their hands after being called and the teacher sees this I can picture her saying, "ah, how nice, we have pair of Harry Bawls in the class this year."" Later that day, Richard N. Bawls and Bula Bawls leave the hospital still thinking about a nice non Name Shame name for their new son.
Name Shame by Richard N. Bawls June 11, 2015

name insult definitions 

Creating a definition using a name or random word to insult someone. Insulting definitions are usually a name and consist of insulting words or comments about the person who's name is the definition. I don't like "insert name here" and these are the reasons why. The problem with name definitions is that there may be multiple definitions for the name and the person you are trying to insult will not be able to know which definition is yours, and even if you don't like said person it is doubtful other people will read your listing and say to themselves "Hey, if he doesn't like that guy I shouldn't either". Writing name definitions to insult someone is an ineffective method of letting someone know you don't like them.
I don't like people that make name insult definitions, if you don't like someone that I don't know why should I care. Insult the person with your friends or people that actually know who it is you are talking about.

name trigger 

A name of a person that will activate strong emotions in a person or group of people. The person using the name may or may not know the triggering effects of the name. However, some use the name to manipulate people or large groups of people by activating patterns of emotions in specific ways.
The politician used name trigger frequently to get the audience riled up. In the process, his name triggered the opposition in the worst possible way.
Her friends quickly realize that her boyfriend's name was a name trigger that would activate a range of emotions that was not easy to deactivate.
name trigger by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Name Definition

A definition on urban dictionary which defines someone's name, usually the definer's name, or the name of someone who the definer knows about.
Self-definition:
"Bob is a sweet person who is a sex god"
Defined by Bob
Like:
"Jane is a sweet person who is nice"
Defined by John
Hate:
"Bob is an asshole who defines names, and is so fat and ugly."
Defined by Jane
Name Definition
Name Definition by Preinstallable September 25, 2020

Name Check 

When someone names a band or celebrity or some sort of pop culture figure.

Usually used to describe when some poser is listing bands to try to look cool or when some pretentious guy does the same to show how elite he is.
Poser: Oh yeah I totally listen to At The Drive-In and broken social scene 'you forget it in people' is such a great album man um yeah and the velvet underground totally had some sweet songs even though they were so wierd.

Other Person: Hey! You're just name checking!
Name Check by d0n7 p4n1k July 21, 2008

Name meaning 

Just some people wanting to know about a few letters meaning or praising themselves by writing how good are they, or u just hate someone so much that u even want to roast their name

You name might be Angel but you might be an asshole hell spawn demon
person : im going to write my name meaning

another person: I hate this person so much I’m gonna roast them by writing their name meaning
Name meaning by Kqmao July 9, 2022