molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

Myles

Myles (v). To wordily talk your way out of a predicament you could not otherwise reason your way out of

"Yes, I myles'd my way out of work tonight!"

by McFrogger September 26, 2006

molestigate

to touch or grope while speaking with someone, used as a method of testing physical limits with another person; copping a feel to get a better idea of someone's physique

I really like this guy, I think it's time to molestigate how he feels.

by Aly A. June 1, 2007

milestuck

one who eats orange juice, and milks chickens. this is a man who sneaks on busses inorder to have a crafty playdate and is charged two-hundie to go too a party

glordis: yo can i go to yo house

tuck: furchs no u a milestuck

by furchs June 8, 2009

milestoned

When you smoke pot on a day that is a milestone in your life such as a 20th birthday.

(While High) Dude, your 20 on Dec. 10 in the year 2010..milestoneddd

by eschh December 13, 2010

molesting

the plural definition for feeding moles to an animal

Wow jerry , stop molesting zara! your spoiling her !

by toeateggornottoeategg December 13, 2022

Foot-molestation

When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.

After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.

(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.

by MikeHunt1987 July 5, 2012