shitty mummy 

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

shitty mummy by Josh February 8, 2005

toilet paper mummy 

When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.

"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"

toilet paper mummy by Huehuehue321 June 18, 2017

yummy mummy 

An attractive older woman or an attractive mother. See also MILF.

"Have you ever been to her house? Her mom's a total yummy mummy!"

yummy mummy by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Meatus Mummy

Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.

Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!

Meatus Mummy by Count Fistula May 2, 2005

yummy mummy 

a sexy mom, basically a milf...a mom who is attractive and "yummy"

"dude his mom is so hot, such a yummy mummy!"

yummy mummy by geegee June 29, 2003

shit mummy 

When someone likes to get shit on in sex (insanely gross) the person getting shat upon is the shit mummy.

Sarah was John's shit mummy.

shit mummy by Sslide June 10, 2017

purple mummy 

A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .

Oh man, Jennifer came over last night and I have a purple mummy and sent her home early.

purple mummy by weekndworrior October 26, 2017