Muged

Acronym: To get involved with a Married Unavailable Gross Eventually Dependent Man.

He’s married, and never getting divorced, and if he did he would eventually be dependent on you to take care of him. Don’t get MUGED!

by Nuncinator April 14, 2020

mucked up cunt

when a woman's vagina and rectum fuse,then ulcerate, causing feces to come out of the vagina.

i would not want to be a mucked up cunt, or go down on one either.

by ol upchuck November 30, 2020

Murked

When you are so high that you are unable to do anything, move, or speak.

After taking a huge hit off the bong, Joe's friends asked him if he was ok, but he was so murked that he couldn't respond.

by dfolse February 1, 2010

Muke

Milk puke, that is, vomit from an infant who has just had a feed.

I held his baby for five minutes and by the end of it my shirt was so full of muke that I had to get it dry cleaned!

by Yupic August 19, 2015

Murked

Stoned

Jay: Dude, i havnt been this blasted since college man.
Bob's parrot: Ya dude, You look murked.

by zomatrocity January 22, 2011

Makeda

a random half-hump dance move performed on other people at the most random of places

she pulled a makeda on me at the street corner!

by audrey October 18, 2004

Muke

You cough so hard from smoking up that you puke but only nasty mucus comes up.

"Damn! That shit was so good it made me muke! "

by Bree64 March 23, 2019