Moochual

Friends mutually mooching off of each other; a form of bartering.

"I brought some snacks because I didn't want to mooch off of you this 420"

"That's awesome, man I mooch off your snacks all the time so its cool."

"Ya it's moochual"

by alkatrazia May 13, 2011

mooch away

Meaning a great distance away. Say from manchester to Rotherham

"I fancy a massive bud"
"I have money but I'm mooch away"

by h0lli3p0p November 23, 2013

Mooch

A guy who always accepts an invitation for pizza, never to return the favor. Will smoke your cigars even though his humidor is full. Will drink your alcohol first, especially skinnies, so he can take his home. He is 85 true story!

Does that mooch have to be invited to the draft again? Drank all my beer, smoked all my cigars, and did not even chip in on pizza.

by Buffalo Hunter August 14, 2014

moochin ass

When a person decides to use a friend for his or her own personal needs and habbits.

Put that drink up here come mookie moochin ass.

by 2R3AL4Y@L March 8, 2015

Moosh

a guy who loves preschoolers, kindergarteners all the way to 7th grade.
he ran a troll discord with 100,000 members and was extremely unfunny (rule 10)

wow that moosh guy is a pedophile and a groomer

by TrolledAgain!? February 21, 2022

Mooshack

Mooshack is a very powerful guinea pig from the gods. The name Mooshack can refer to guinea pigs in general or can be specific to Mooshack, The Guinea Pig.

1: Yo, Did you check out my Mooshack the other day? It squeeked really loud when I opened the fridge!
2: I wish I owned the Legendary Mooshack.

by TheHolySpaget August 26, 2022

Speed Mooching

The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.

I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.

by Sqlivnlow April 15, 2019