mooberst

worm like creature that burrows deep into ur asshole when u are takin a shit in the skl toilets

dude i jus got a mooberst!!

by vikroon January 29, 2008

Moopey

If you are feeling weird or sick that is mopey. Or if you are sad.

It rained. What a moopey day.
Work was moopey
school was moopey

by dobs555 March 30, 2009

Moopurating

When a person decides to masturbate while pooping. Usually done in a private restroom, but can be performed in a public one as well if desperate.

In a stroke of genius Brandon decided, "this poop feels so good I think I'll masturbate as well...I'll call it moopurating!"

by inspired-by-ab March 4, 2011

Mooer Booer

A big fat crybaby. Moo like a cow and boo like boo hoo.

Your girl is a mooer booer, she must give good head.

by Snapper Head Fred June 8, 2011

Moover

Metrosexual is a neologism derived from metomover and homoosexual coined in 2012 describing a man who spends a lot of time and money on his hair and appearance. In 2011 he was only to be found inside such magazines such as Teen Vogue, in television advertisements for tight jeans or in gay bars. It was this image of the moover—that of a bi young man who got pedicures and facials, practiced aromatherapy and spent freely on clothes —that contributed to a backlash against the term from men who merely wanted to feel free to take more care with their appearance than had been the norm.

These kid is so moover he can't see straight.

He is always late to work because he is a moover.

by iamthetruthforever February 16, 2012

Mopoper

One who masturbates on pictures of puppies.

That guy on the bus is such a mopoper!

by Chancellor Furry McMittens June 27, 2016

Mooger

A cow booger

Look at that massive mooger in his nose!!

by Tinkerbell0523 May 7, 2017