mole rat

an ugly girl thats skinny as shit and has no body whats so ever its all bone .. the prudest girl you'll ever meet and also fakes about doing shit with guys . she talks to more than one guy atonce she mainly prefers MEXICANS. nothing uglier comes to mind when uou hear the name justice. she has no ass or boobs. she tends to get on girls bad sides so they can beat her ass (hopefully soon) she trys to steeal girls boyfriends but she wont put out so they so oh hell no. she has the ugliest teeth and loves rainbow hair

ew look at the mole rat it reminds me of a justice.

mole rat by pr3++y wh1+3 g1rl August 6, 2011

Mole-N'-Feld 

When your trying so hard to be drunk and high, that it doesn't even occur to you how ridiculous it is that your yelling out "Im so drunk and high!!!"

Faker: Dude im so drunk and high!!!

Guy#2: Shit dude, that kid's a natural Mole-N'-Feld....

Mole-N'-Feld by Felix Vennegaldi March 6, 2008

Mole Rip 

When you use a lit cigarette to light your bong hit.

Please don't take a mole rip out of my bong!

Mole Rip by The Real Bong God August 23, 2017

mole goatee

A mole goatee is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the length of the hair, manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, the molehair that comprises a chin goatee will many times appear to have pube-like characteristics.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that" said the college student.

mole goatee by rishnipishni January 13, 2007

mole face

a person with a gigantic mole on their face.

hey dude whats hap-OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT!
mole person: whats what?
THAT THAT THING! *covers eyes* ITS LIKE A GROWTH OR SOMETHING!
moleperson: what my beauty spot?
DUDE I DUNNO WHAT ITS CALLED BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG SHAT ON YOUR FACE!
molepersons mother: MOLE FACE! DINNERS READY!

mole face by dahgm October 12, 2008

mole puppet 

A 'sock-puppet' on a message board that is not very active and remains low profile over many months. At a key moment on a debate, this 'mole' can be deployed to support the puppet master's argument without arousing any suspicion. They have a history that doesn't support any.

When Sidhe returned to the dirtybutrational.org website and was suddenly supported by other members, none of his detractors suspected any were a 'mole puppet.' He had established several way back, and used them sparingly to reply on various threads.

mole puppet by Recursive Prophet August 30, 2011

Mole's Law 

Where one person is the best at everything. No matter the activity mole's law states that the person in question is the best at aforementioned activity and always shall be. If this person is only good at one thing that one thing = everything.

Peter - Hey George want to play some beer pong?

Mole - Hey now i'm the best at beer pong, oh yaaa, i'll beat you all. By the way i drink the most, hack the most butts and get all the girls.

George - Mole's Law states that you can fro

Peter - ya, kindly fuck right off

Mole's Law by salgoud nosretep April 21, 2009