When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."
by Ali Bongo. October 24, 2007
by BallHoggerOfDeath December 07, 2024
The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.
by Bob-Smiley April 14, 2011
by Hiitshaylo March 21, 2022
by $@nk¥ November 17, 2020
What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time
Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.
"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."
"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."
by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019