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Burger King Chicken Mitt

When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
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dutch oven mitt

"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."
by Ali Bongo. November 11, 2007
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mitt

Someone who has a face that is extremely ugly especially in the early morning
“Dude I just woke up and I have a crazy mitt right now.
by Imagine dragon January 19, 2020
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Bitch Mitts

What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time
Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.

"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."
by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019
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skin mitt

The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.
Bubba gave it to Steve in the ol' skin mitt in the showers just now.
by Bob-Smiley May 3, 2011
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Cuckers mitt

When whoever you are banging won’t let you finish inside of them and makes you shoot your load in your hand instead
Do you have a Clorox wipe wipe? My hand is a mess because my girl made me put on my cuckers mitt for my load because she doesn’t want anymore kids
by Bird Kriescher August 18, 2025
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Mitt

mitt also means your face, is a delaware thing...
Get out of my mitt gerald
by mittougomyego September 20, 2017
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