Christmas miracle

The single wipe poop i.e. one wipe and it comes up clean. Called the christmas miracle because it's a rare and miraculous event. Synonym for ghostie

Dude, I don't know what I've been eating, but I've had like three christmas miracles this week.

by Eat 'n' Sweat January 1, 2009

Christmas Miracle

When you're banging a girl in missionary position and you run your hand through your hair over and over again so all your dandruff falls on her face like snow on Christmas Day.

Lisa said she hoped it would snow on Christmas this year, so Bob gave her a Christmas Miracle that night.

by netflixandchill1000 January 30, 2017

Miracle Drug

Something that can attain a euphoric state, such as an extremely delicious plate of fettucine alfredo, or downing a whole bottle of aspirin with a 40 oz Colt 45.

Willis: I've been in such a stupor lately.

Cornelius: Well, i'm not, I just took like 15 vicodin, and i'm feeling gooooooooood....

Willis: Ah, the miracle drugs, pass some down you fuckhole.



Steve: My girl gave me a blowjob when I came home, she's totally my Miracle Drug.

Tyrone: Youse wun lukky nigga, muhfucker.

by milesofrain February 4, 2009

miracle whip

Another, more modern term, for the Popemobile.

Hey, looks like the Pope just got his ride back from Unique Autosports! It's the Miracle Whip!

by Galaxie427 November 19, 2007

Miracle

What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.

Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 9, 2023

Miracle Queen

Evil villain Hawk Moth tried to use against Ladybug and Chat Noir to get their miraculous in season 3 finale but failed.
Miracle Queen was Chloe the spoiled brat who betrayed Ladybug.

Miracle Queen! Im giving you the power to reign over Paris and command your very own army of superheroes all I ask for in return-
Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculous you shall have them as soon as Im done with them.

by silvester. February 19, 2020

Everett Miracle

The event that occurs when someone gets paralyzed from a tragic accident and doctors conclude this person will never be able to walk again, yet in a few months the person is up and walking just like before.

Refers to Kevin Everett a former Buffalo Bills tight end that got partially paralyzed in the first game of the season and was up and walking by the end of the season.

Friend: How's your brother?

Guy: The doctors say he'll never walk again

Friend: Just hope for an Everett Miracle

by Dmac96 July 9, 2009