mexican smokebomb

when you proceed to jizz and shit your pants in great excietment and or surprise

I had a mexican smokebomb in my pants when I saw the unicorn anal rape a man.

by Just/in/case8133 January 11, 2013

White Mexican

All these definitions are ignorant. A White Mexican is a Mexican citizen of predominantly European descent. There are White people all over the Americas and not just in the USA.

White Mexican - Santiago Creel, Vicente Fox, Guillermo del Toro, etc.

by Sky High@1 June 23, 2010

Mexican Fireworks

when a guy is close to finish, he pulls out and yells "Arriba!" (hence, mexican) as he gives the girl a "Money Shot" (therefore, fireworks)

Girl 1: what was all that commotion from your bedroom? and what happened to your face? why is it sticky?

Girl 2: he gave me Mexican Fireworks...

Girl 1: eww

by Shaggo July 30, 2010

xbox mexican

The dude with a corny ass gamertag that tried to sound cool for example (Black Dragon) or (deathraider45) some shit like that you’ll know one when you see them. Also they’ll usually have a vacuum going on in the background while a baby cries. They also uses numbers as letters as a substitute for example D1eh4rdg4m3r Also uses 2005 iPhone headphones for there mic and talked thought a kinnect Or any one who is expected of speaking Spanish.

Hey look there’s an Xbox Mexican. Hey kick that kid from the game dudes definitely an Xbox Mexican. Dam I can’t believe I almost got killed by that Xbox Mexican look at his corny ass name. Another example would be if they use there C and K wrong for example Skorpion Destoyer

by BraBran December 14, 2017

Mexican Tugboat

When a girl gives a blow job/hand job combo while inserting a finger in the guy's ass.

It's a very rare maneuver not recommended for new couples.

Guy 1: This girl was blowing me last night and she stuck her finger up my ass!!

Guy 2: Dude! That's a Mexican Tugboat!!

by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011

Mexican Phonebooth

The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.

I need to take a dump but Hector the dishwasher is in the Mexican phonebooth

by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011

mexican spiderman

Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.

Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018