Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
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Billy was so drunk that when he grabbed Melissa's ass her bf merked him outside where no one could see.
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A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
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