Merk

Merk is an extremely funny and kind person. He/She is also super cool and has an amazing style, I’d be surprised if everyone he ever crossed passes with didn’t fall in love with him. Merk is just an amazing person in general and no one could ever replace them, no matter who it is. They’re most definitely a keeper:)

“You’re so hot, Merk.”

by Kira lol May 19, 2021

Merk

1. When your watching a movie and someone gets DESTROYED you say "He/She got MERKED 2.When your talking shit you say "im going to merk you motherfucker"

Person 1: Fuck you Bitch ill kill you
person 2: Shut the fuck up before I merk your family

by AddictedLobster July 4, 2019

Merk

1: To destroy someone and assert dominance.
2: To eat their butt

1: "I'm about to merk this kid"

2: "Can I merk you"

by jimmy 445 January 15, 2021

fight for merks

To fight relentlessly and without concern for safety. Aiming to seriously hurt your opponent.

Boy 1: yo this guy's is bugging he always talking shut
Boy 2: fight that nigga b
Boy 1: nah I only fight for merks I ain't tryna hurt nobody

by Crihs notems November 28, 2016

merk

to call someone a fuck or to mean fuck

dude your a merk

by thextremebananna December 29, 2015

pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

Merk

v. To kill someone. Usually from behind and before they even know what's happening.

I was playing that new MOBA and was handling the middle lane like a boss when suddenly a player from the other team appeared outta nowhere and merked me!

by CaptainMerk May 31, 2022