A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD
I Feel Like A Sausage Melon
by Hannah_Grimes(: April 01, 2011
A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
by Sharzaleeza Rice July 05, 2010
by melonpumper May 01, 2012
to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
by slickhonkie May 05, 2012
by TheMagicianEx March 05, 2017
The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
by fruit salad February 27, 2005
A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
by CandyCup August 06, 2011