Mathemagical

When logical reasoning is corrupted by lack of knowledge.

Mathematically your logic has been warped by mathemagical reflections of ill formed thought and unreasonable reason to such degree as to levitate and disguise it's very essence with a cloak of ignorant invisibility.

by Splorkinton May 11, 2015

Mathamagician

People who are so good at math it's like magic.

Kk is such a mathamagician

by Kkshanks December 29, 2016

Mathematical-depression

The sinking feeling of walking out of an exam room, following a not-so-successful maths exam

alt. explenation: Feeling very sad after a maths exam not going well

Hey man, how'd the test go?
Not good, severe case of mathematical-depression going on over here.

by McCoffee May 22, 2017

mathematiquephobia

Phobia, latin for, itself.
The fear of math; mathematique, latin for mathematics.

My cousin has mathematiquephobia and gets a F on anything related to math.

by TheDoubleSsymbol June 1, 2018

Mathochist

Someone who derives pleasure from one's own pain and humiliation inflicted by pursuing mathematical knowledge.
Usually a sufferer from insanity. It is a mystery whether the insanity is a result from the Lovercraftian horror of advanced mathematics, or the insane are drawn into studying mathematics.

Due to this word being derived from masochist, it is suggested that this pleasure is of a sexual nature. However, as sufferers of this condition (including the person who wrote this entry) generally do not have a sex life whatsoever, it is currently impossible to verify this claim.

Creator of this entry: "Why look for love when maths has been making you cry and breaking your heart since eternity?"
Fellow maths student: "Sometimes I wonder if we've became masochistic from all the mathematical pain."
Creator of this entry: "You should've said 'Mathochistic', such a good pun opportunity wasted."

by Rorschach The Chinese Room July 14, 2018

Mathmagenius

When referring to the smarter half of the population, particularly with mathematics

I might be smart, but I’m no mathmagenius.

by LIL-miss-LOU December 31, 2018

Methomaniac

A person to whom which consumes small or large amounts of crystal meth also known as jibb also known as ice also known as Tina etc. This person also gets so high they enter a stage of psychosis to which they often never return from they are, accustomed to telling lies and predominantly adding more excitement or changes to ones stories! This person also believes everyone is out to get them and becomes extremely Paranoid and also entitled. They also believe that everyone owes them Something.

“I was talking to Sandra (pseudonym) the other day, and she is just lost it she’s out to dinner I mean what a methomaniac”

by Anonymouseandk April 14, 2019