mating instrument

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.

Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"

by Tombu man January 12, 2009

mastigate

to whip; to flog.

The housemaid committed a minor mistake but she was brutally mastigated by her boss.

by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011

Gas-Masking

Holding in your fart around girls or a new girl you're hanging out with. Once 4 months pass by, it is acceptable to unleash the fury of your anus upon her.

Hey Matar,
Oh key Alek what's up?
I was hanging out with a new girl today, but I had the WORST farts. I was Gas-Masking the whole time.

by Mel Gibson Killers February 28, 2021

masking

To put a butt mask on a woman's face then fuck her.

Sorry I was late to work, I was too busy masking my girlfriend.

by JoeVa April 16, 2008

mashing

the act of squishing your private parts together.

i walked in on her mashing.it was gross.and stunk.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

gorilla masking

when a man and a woman are enjoying intercourse and he is about to cum so he takes it out, turns her over and cums in her face, then quickly trims his pubes and throws them at her face making them stick creating gorilla masking.

"i did some awesome gorilla masking to my piece last night! she looked terrible!!"

by Sara5 June 17, 2008

Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006