Marriage

A contract in which each party gives the other exclusive rights to their genitals.

I Kant believe that is your definition of marriage.

Marriage by JBrogundian January 25, 2026

Marriage fraud 

When two men- two women- shit... anyone gets married and then they fall apart and then the other one, listen to me tubbo the other one probably owns a knife or some shit then they go and rob a bank together as frauds.

I think I’ll commit marriage fraud and get married in rage

Marriage fraud by Oddit_in_flames November 24, 2020

marriage pact 

A marriage pact between two people to get married at a certain point if they are not married at said point in time.

I made a marriage pact with Joey!

marriage pact by Secret Agent: Dog October 30, 2015

marriage strike 

The term "marriage strike" refers to a movement by young men in Western countries to not get married, out of fear of financial ruin stemming from later divorce.

She keeps asking him about tying the knot, but he's joined the marriage strike.

marriage strike by Kai Thorsten June 28, 2008

marriage chrono

Intentionally disparaging institutional slang term for when two incarcerated individuals who have fought or exchanged threats formally agree to get along and not hold animosity toward one another.

These two have willingly signed a marriage chrono, they can both stay here on the same yard with no worries and more importantly, no state liability.

marriage chrono by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019

marriage strike 

The term "marriage strike" refers to young men in Western countries deciding to not get married, due to high divorce rates (50% in the U.S., and as high as 75% in California, which is not included in the U.S. average). A perception that marriage is a financial disaster for men, especially during divorce settlements, is generally believed to be driving the marriage strike phenomenon.

She keeps nagging him about getting married, but he's on a marriage strike.

marriage strike by Kai Thorsten June 27, 2008

Marriage Hooker 

a women that uses her vagina as lure to fish for men, uses pregnancy to trick the men to marry then uses children and divorce to sustain her living habits and ultimately ruin men's life. In fact, more nasty than a normal hooker.

a normal hooker at least does not ruin the man's life. a marriage hooker completely ruins a man's life forever

Marriage Hooker by unlucky man June 6, 2010