Benjamin Manuel

Black monkey.

Come back here Benjamin Manuel you baboon! You ape!

by MonkeyCatcher2000 April 20, 2022

Mandela

A now famous everyday term for Marijuana, this colloquialism was coined by english schoolchildren just days after Mandela's release from prison on 11 February 1990, its highbrow nature and nonsensical link to the anti-apartheid South African jailbird meant it was a perfect code word when discussing your sweet mary jane. Frequently used in the teen soap opera Hollyoaks during the early noughties gave the phrase its noteriety, however it's covert nature was now lost due to the extreme popularity of the programme.

Let's get baked, i've got some gnarly Mandela

by cat and mouse killer November 29, 2010

Mandela Nut

When you try to jack off to a porno you found a couple of days ago but can't find it anymore. Did the video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted yourself into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere."

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Dude, did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we can fix the timeline."

by thisisalsomatthewcastro June 22, 2018

Manuel

When masculinity is just not enough

I wanna be like him when I grow up

Daddy

Yo dude, manuel is so manly, I wanna be like him when I grow up

by Umamasofatthanoshadtosnaptwice July 30, 2018

manuel

Another word for shit.

Dude1: dude!!! He just manuled himself all over the place.

Dude2: ahhhhhhhhh manuel, that's gross!

by domaday puran December 10, 2010

nelson mandela

The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.

Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.

by discreet_1814 June 5, 2007

Manuel

A Manuel cheats on his wife because she's just not right for him. A Manuel won't leave his wife though, he'll let his marriage suck the life out of him. A Manuel loves sex. Especially 3sums although no one wants one with him. A Manuel is a handsome man with an equally handsome dad and all the women love him. He's funny. He's passionate. He has nice penis.

Oh Manuel, do me

by Tamerabird October 25, 2018