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Manorexia

It's a working temporery version of "Anorexia", which only males are capable of. A male that is not satisfied with how built his body is because he has a little beer belly and the chicks he is banging. So he eats very little, downs fat burners, works out like the incredible hulk curling Abram tanks and benching Rosie O'Donnell and squatting Oprah, until he gets the results he wants and goes back to banging hotter chicks continuing his life before Manorexia.
guy 1: Yo, remember tony?

guy 2: Yeah, he's the somewhat big guy back in college...

guy 1: Yeah, he went Manorexia mode and got big man!

guy 2: Yo there's tony right there! =\...is that...what the fuck!

guy 1: Yo! that's my bitch and your bitch! >=( fucker...we would kick his ass if he wasn't so damn huge...bastard...
by TheOriginalProffesor December 7, 2011
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Manorexia

A psychological disorder among males where one's self-image is over-inflated to include greater height, weight, strength, intelligence or genital endowment, contrary to one's actual physical appearance, sexual or mental capacity.
Greg's manorexia made him believe he could fend off his two Somoan attackers. But at 5'3" and 100 lbs he was no match.
by lvtoth October 5, 2008
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Stockton to Malone

Named for the famous one-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.
"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wicked stockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."
by joe9999999 September 13, 2007
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Maloned

Maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.

Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'
"Tonya Harding totally Maloned Nancy Kerrigan."
by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003
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Malone

this has a number of different meanings:

1) Can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual.

2) Or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes sexual in nature.
1) Person1: Hello! Nice to meet you. My name is (insert name). Yours?

Person2:
Hoonamoona Balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like.

Person1:
You...are a Malone.

2) Person1:
What'd you do last night?

Person2:
I had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt...

Person1:
Maaaloooone!!!
by The Original Malone February 7, 2009
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maloney

a boy who is being rediculous and silly.
"you didn't call me last night."
"yes i did silly maloney!"
by Jasmone' January 17, 2009
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manorexia

"Damnit, Chase only had a little piece of chicken for lunch. I think he is developing manorexia."
by ally g November 13, 2007
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