The Loot

Sending a man to the shadow realm

You really gave him The Loot

by Marquiss June 29, 2019

Shoot the loot.

Another term for the money shot.
It's where you cum all over some skanks face.

Sometimes you just don't care, when that time comes, it's time to shoot the loot.
Or if your a porn star you get paid to do it. bitch

by Griz October 31, 2004

brazilian oopty loopty

When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate

DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?

C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty

DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!

by dmmocaua July 25, 2011

loot

To loot is to steal, raid, or plunder.

Going off to loot the kitchen. I'll be right back.

by Will December 21, 2003

loftus

The second worst suburb in Sydney behind Kingsgrove. Loftus is a naturally occuring cesspool where rare breeds of rodents multiply and flourish.

One day, i was walking around in the shire and suddenly, i found i was lost in Loftus!! it took me 3 and a half days to find another person. and he didn't have a phone. it took me another 2 whole weeks to find a phone. then i was rescued

by MUNG June 11, 2004

Loafty Motherfucker

Someone who always takes their sweet ass time going places, or just doing anything. They always take FOREVER to do anything. If you plan on leaving on time make sure you tell your loafty motherfucker of a friend that your leaving 20 minutes before your actually leaving so they will be fully ready to go out the door.

Brianna: come to my house at 2
Emma: okay ill be there
4 hours later
Brianna: wtf are you coming? what have you been doing this whole time your being a loafty motherfucker
Emma: yeah man i know sorry ill be there shortly

by Not a loafty motherfucker June 4, 2010

Loot Gremlin

A little scrubber that tries to take literally everything off a guy you kill in a survival game, and are only seen for seconds due to their extreme reflexes to stealing shit. Cares little for no one except itself. Typically used in games like Escape From Tarkov and DayZ.

Dude 1: l “I killed a fully geared dude yesterday, I took my eye of his body for one second and some fucking loot gremlin took all his shit”

Dude 2: “Yeah, I fucking hate those guys”

by SirDanks August 20, 2018