listening

The same meaning as resting my eyes

It's when you try to act like you aren't going to sleep and you play it off by saying you are just "listening"

Same as- listenin

You going to sleep? no, just listening....Zzz

by SBD April 25, 2005

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listen up

Something you say to a group of people you don't like.

Listen up, shit-heads! Republican Nazi will grill your asses five times over with a grill and a spatula.

by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003

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belly listener

A person who gets turned on by stomach growls

Stephanie: Im hungry...I feel like my belly is going to rumble

Carl: Can I listen?

Stephanie: Yeah sure.

Carl: *puts ear on Stephanie's belly*

Stephanie's Belly: *RUUUUMBLE!*

Carl: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?

Stephanie: Sure thing!

Carl: Can I listen to you eat?

Stephanie: Are you a belly listener?

Carl: Indeed I am

by Werido fred June 2, 2011

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losted

or "losed"

Tard's way to say "lost".

Alongside "winned", "lucker" and phrase "l2p" are the most common werdz used by League of Legends community in Europe.

Tard number 1 asking if his favorite team won last game - Fnatic* winned?
Tard number 2 (or someone intelligent, who is ironically trying to show that tard the right way) - No, they losted.

*Fnatic is professional League of Legends team from Europe.

by mastaofdizasta March 18, 2014

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lifted

under the influence of a drug, normally marijuana.

"dude i am SO lifted right now"
"me too dude."
"wanna roll another one?"
"Yeah I'd dabble."

by dramaticartist23 December 21, 2013

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listerbate

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

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