Limp-Dick

A word used to describe a very lazy person or a slacker; someone who just stands around, not doing what they're supposed to, like a limp dick

Not only is this an example, this is how the word originated

(Trevor throws a terrible pass)
Coach: "Trevor! What the hell are you doing! Standin round there lookin like a limp-dick!

by CJ45 February 20, 2009

Limp Bizkit

It is when you are farting then you can get it to come out then you push really hard and you accidently shit your pants.

dude i pulled a limp bizkit yesterday!

by Justin Long November 13, 2004

Limp Shitskit

Slang for people who dislike Limp Bizkit.

Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?

Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit

Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.

Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?

Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.

Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.

Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa

by Johno47 January 12, 2009

Limp Dick

The inability to please women due to having a small or limp cock. Being put on blast for public humiliation after not being able to please a woman.
Synonyms Chad Neal, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagon ...

Chad Neal has a small limp dick; just ask Amy and Tracie.

by Nino8four February 3, 2010

Limp Fish

When somebody cant get an erection, and tries to shag a girl, so its like trying to shove a fish in a letterbox

Damn, i tried to fuck Dawn, but i had such a limp fish

by Marnell October 3, 2006

Limp Bizket

the poopiest band ever

limp bizkit sucks a very very large amount

by Jeremy Studer January 28, 2005

Chimp Limp

Poor (black) man's Pimp Limp.

Lord Edric: Say, Sambo, have you hurt your leg?
Samb: No, massa, jus' doin' ma chimp limp

by Wlady August 24, 2011