Kelin

A very smart person with an IQ of over 150.

Is his name "Kelin?"

by LoliPolice May 2, 2021

klingon corkscrew

When you're done cumming in a girls ass you wipe your shit covered dick on their head in a ridge formation like a Klingon. They are a true warrior.

I gave that bitch a Klingon corkscrew.

by klingonkorkklan July 24, 2011

klingon

...A language full of pwnage that the trekkies are very fond of. I myself am a trekkie. (therefore i pwn j00.)

When you come across a trekkie, interrupt their starbabble immediately with, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"

Or be cool like me and costantly shout out,"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'!?" at random.

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

Kaolin

1) A type of clay.
2) Someone's name, usually a blonde & blue eyed woman.

- Laughs a lot!

- The sexiest type of woman, since you can mold her ;)

I'm molding Kaolin in my hands.

by Jigokuyari February 4, 2010

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

klingon

a girlfriend that clings on to her boyfriend way too much and doesn't give him any time to himself.

antwan: yo my bitch won't get off my D!
tyrese: you needs to kick that klingon to the curb.

by jaeill April 8, 2004

klingons on the starboard bow

Expression used as a warning by person 1 when someone known mutually to 1 and 2, whom 2 does not wish to meet, comes into view. Don't Look Now, but ..., From a more literal usage in the original series of Star Trek.

Joe: I don't want to meet the Wirrals tonight, okay?
Mike (looking over Joe's shoulder): Umm ... Klingons on the starboard bow.
Joe: They're HERE?! Get me out of here.
Mike: Right this way ...,

by Fearman August 13, 2007