catch a kite

To obtain a note passed through the Jail or Prison by one inmate to another.

He will "catch a kite" tonight, and when he does, we better get his commissary money, or he can catch this shank.

by #TMI September 11, 2014

kites

A measurement of Wind

"Dude I heard the wind is supposed to be like 24 kites this weekend, is it gonna bring a storm swell?"

by Granny_Apple April 28, 2010

kite

A kite for aircraft flying cannot be just wing mechnanically. Rather, for kiting action to occur and to have a kite in such action, the aircraft machine "kite" must be a collection of three parts: wing, tether, and resistive subassembly (mooring). The mooring is often moving and can even be falling through the air. Essentially the line or tether couples the other two parts of the kite so a net positive tension occurs in the connecting line or tether. A default "kite" is often applied to the wing, but just the wing only gives non-kite glider. K={w,t,r). Thus paragliders are gliding kites. When underwater, kite is named "paravane"

A paraglider is a kite that has its mooring or resistive part as a falling mass tethered to a wing set (one or more wings).

A toy kite consists of a wing, a kite line, and a resistive part that might be the hand-body of a child; the hand may move in many ways by waving, pulling, or on top of a running child.

A hang glider with a single tether holding a pilot is a free-flight kite; the pilot's mass is the resistive part pulled by gravity; the tension couples the lifting/dragging wing. The three parts form a kite hang glider. Such a hang glider is also a type of paraglider.

by parakite November 2, 2011

Flying the kite

to masturbate; typically used when referring to male pleasure.

His hands were tired after flying the kite all afternoon.

by Jersey girls October 13, 2012

Kitesurfing

Only the best water sport around, a huge kite a modified wake board, kinda, and your off jumping 30ft and still landing softly awesome

me the kitesurfer, big huge sport from all round the worlld, started in maui in think

by Jim November 26, 2004

Kite Run

Raping someone doggy style

Hold him down, were gonna Kite Run him!

by Watt193 January 24, 2009

Kithenfrige

Some guy who wears a TV outfit and a Plants vs. Zombies addict.

Have you every met Kithenfrige? He's strange.

by HoesMad17 September 17, 2020