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Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
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Kermit

Kermit is a very largely memed upon frogge that is very cool
“Kermit is very cool.”
by It’sFroggaebesties March 30, 2022
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Kermit

Today we’re making Kermit drink the gay potion
by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023
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KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!

Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????

Typical tiktok again!
Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!
by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022
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Kermit Sudoku

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.

What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.

If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024
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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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Work Kermit

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024
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