keeping it real

The act of living in the real world. This consists of avoiding prolonged television and computer use. Usually one who keeps it real spends alot of time outside or under the influence of mind expanding drugs.

I decided to start keeping it real by deleting my MySpace.

by MattRabbit April 22, 2006

Spirit Keeping

When you buy supposedly "spirit haunted" items on eBay, often draining your funds with no paranormal results whatsoever. Constant denial of logic and eBay's terms of service and what these guys thrive on, and have led to many massive scam rings across the internet and psuedo-pagan communities of "spirit keepers". They often brainwash themselves into getting results from haunted items and post novel-like experiences about it online.

I'm going to register on many forums and make up stories about spirit keeping!

by ThatBeastlyKid April 11, 2011

Keeling

A name, most likely of European origin from the medieval times. Most commonly used as a surname, but also used as a middle name and even first name. Other variations of this name vary.

"Her name is Keeling? Whoa! That sounds very Asian."
"Bitch, please."

by Nibblitizers March 15, 2016

Keeping it gangster

a term used to describe a boy and girl just chilling out not taking anything to serious

ben - whats the crack with you and maura?
richard - we're just keeping it gangster!

by richym March 30, 2009

Keying

Keying is the like opening a door nob the only difrence is that your doing it with your penis

You stick a key in your dick hole then squeez your dick and twisting it then pulling it just like the act of opening a door

Hey you want to go keying with me after school today

by Nazi germany January 28, 2017

Keeping it on the low

the act of doing an action or having a substance twice a month in order to "keep it low" or "minimum".

i'm keeping it on the low
i only smoke on the low

by new420rules June 26, 2017

gate keeping

When someone is too full of themselves and wants everyone else to pay tax for the privilege they enjoy.

John Black Jr on (twitter.com/johnblackjr/status/1356087399005097988?s=20) gate keeping.

Do you have a CS degree Corey? Did you take a class in formal languages at all? Regular expressions, push down automata, Turing machines, etc?

HTML isn't a programming language. It's just markup.

by deathstick February 1, 2021