jonas brothers

a. Just another Disney channel money making tool that will make Disney money and like most Disney stars, be tossed aside when they starts to fall short of the marketing profits.

b. A band of preppy males who are targeted only towards the tween audience, and have been endorsed by Disney channel.

c. Tween music

D. Need I say more?

A. Bill: How long you give the Jonas Brothers?

Dave: I would say 3 or 3.5 years. Disney's stars are just getting worse and worse.

B. Joe: Jonas brothers? Who are they?

Chris: It's better not knowing. Disney Channel stars are just money makers for the Disney channel scumbags.

C. Kid: YAY!! Jonas Brothers!!!

Me: Jonas brothers? *Vomits*

D. Disney channel stars, nuff said.

by vysethethird April 17, 2010

Jonah

Jonah is a special person. He’ll make you laugh even when he’s in the lowest place he can be, he will always give you a second chance, and he’ll make sure that the happiness you feel is pure and true. That is because Jonah is pure, and he deserves the world, but will never believe he does. He’ll just try and make the world better to make other’s lives worth it.

He’s SUCH a Jonah, he let me cry into his shoulder when no one else would.

by Aggrie100g May 2, 2018

Jonah

Jonah is the type of kid who's not afraid to say what's on his mind. In a way this is a good thing because it gets rid of the fake friends that don't know how to put up with his shit. 70% of what comes out of his mouth is stupid, 10% is perverted , 10% is about the illuminati, 5% is embarrassing himself unintentionally, and the last 5% is actually smart. Jonah kinda doesn't have a verbal filter (which is not a bad thing) but he needs to work on knowing the boundaries. Talking about boundaries, Jonah is obsessed with geography and is not afraid to show it. Overall, Jonah is a pretty odd kid, but we do need more Jonahs. If you find one, keep them as a pet :)

Person 1: What is that kid doing?! It actually seems like he's trying to get the prettiest girl in the grade to hate him.

Person 2: Dw that's just Jonah being himself

by jewish american princes March 10, 2015

Jonas Brothers

Did you mean "Gay"?

Did you mean "Gay"? Jonas Brothers

by jonasbrothersaregay July 14, 2010

Jonas Brothers

A gayband that recently gained fame, mostly through Disney; especially popular with preteen-young adult females(surprisingly). Most girls that are self-proclaimed fans are usually legally insane, mentally retarded, or just a plain Cockhead.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.

Preteen Girl: Oh my goood! Did you see the Jonas Brothers on Hannah Montana?
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.

by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.

After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009

jonas brothers

a fuck-tarded pop band that think their so cool and awwwwsome and claims "their" "music" is "rock" and dont forget they share their fans with justin beiber ! the "band" and and their fans (10-year-old whores) cant even imagine a time where you actually had to sing GOOD to be a singer . dont be fooled by the "purity rings " kids they gang bang eachother when there not on set because they love being incest !

1. jonas brothers: "awww yeah we are so cool with our afro haircuts and our rock music !!!!!!!111!!!!!ONE!!!!1"

2.jonas brothers : "hey justin bebier your so cool and gangsta just like us so we will give you some of our 10-year-old whor....uh i mean fans

3. jonas brothers fan: "whuuuuut that cant be there wasn't auto-tune when music was actually good their had to be RIGHT!!?!?!?!?!?!!111???!!?!?!ONE?!?!?!?"

4.jonas bitch #1 : "oh yah jo bro bitch #2 and #3 mom and uncle was right being incest really does feel good "

by ihavedescenttasteinmusic July 27, 2010