Jammered

An extremely intoxicated state.

The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.

This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered

I was fucking jammered last night

I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.

by Laforce September 17, 2006

jambo rattler

This is the most extreme version of gastric expulsion from the human anus. Characterised by a loud, thunderous noise, often referred to as the "bass" factor as it will hit anyone standing within 20 or so feet with the percussive blast of the loudest rock concert. Often occompanied by varying amounts of "cackle-berry-juice" these farts can become quite moist and odorous, and at times a quick check is neccessary to determine whether or not any "Mud" was thrown during said release.

"There I was, standing right in front of the whole group when that damn Jambo Rattler snuck up on me and cleared the room."

by NickDubb August 4, 2006

Jamma Slamma

The opposite of the traditional "slamma jamma", aka. sex. You flip your partner around in any direction you choose, without pulling out, and continue giving it to them. Instead of being slamma jammed, your partner now gets jamma slammed!

Adam: I was slamma jamming that girl last night, but she kept talking about Scientology.

Paul: What did you do about it?

Adam: I flipped her over, and started Jamma Slamming her! It felt great.

Diddy: Did she stop talking about Scientology?

Adam: Yea! Jamma Slamma is awesome.

Sean: I need to try this sometime.

by not a name July 25, 2012

jaimotas

Jaimotas he’s the best and hornyest in your class he can smash with boys and girls and can bring out that 11 inch thing out

Oh Jaimotas to hard you going to kill me

by That good thicc hoe February 25, 2019

Jamma

Smoking extremely high-potency variety of Cannabis sativa or indica strain of marijuana.

With 100's of variety of marijuana when someone say's It's Jamma time, everyone smoking this will be extremely high shortly.

by Ultra1 September 17, 2019

Jameow

A nickname for someone named jasmine that likes cats.

Oh look, it’s jameow obsessing over greys anatomy

by ClownDawg October 14, 2020

Jamco

Jamco, also referred to as "perdun' is a pendos, who lives in Pendosia. Vonyat and Perdit.

Damn, Jamco, ty loh...

by NOTSALAMANDERMAN July 30, 2021