Jackie Syndrome

a rash that causes you to compulsively Kung fu fight. ie. Jackie Chan

should have let that Chinese kid bite you, now you have got that jackie syndrome.

by sandwitch October 9, 2008

jackin off

when a male tug and pulls on his attachment until thick, oozy liquid comes shooting out of the sometimes small part of a males body. But if your names Jonny, said attachment is huge.

Damn dude, i just finished jackin off, now i feel so relaxed and ready for the day.

by Kevin Nunez January 2, 2012

Jackin It

Too pleasure one's self in a sexual way

T: dude i was jackin it major last night!

by Martyn Mcfly December 24, 2007

jacking off

Jacking off is after you play withself and can't hold back the pleasure and excitement you just created playing with your self, then you cum.

I love to play with myself while looking at pics of girls on the internet. I can do this for hours and really love it. I like to put rubber bands around my balls, they make them bounce around alot while jacking and feeels real good to me. I like girls to watch me play with myself also , mostly they just laugh, especially when I can't hold back any more and finish playing by jacking off. Watching me cum, they laugh alot , I love it.

by Jacking July 3, 2007

turtle jacking

When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.

Being finger deep in a girl's ass and pushing around the turd to get her to orgasm.

by Anderson and Wakefield June 3, 2005

jackington

1. a Snobbishly aloof person.
2. High-class; exclusive.

The origination of this is from an episode of the simpsons where Bart defends Lisa from a student at a high class private school:
Bart: "Back off Jack!"
Rich Kid: "It's Jackington."

Take a look at that jackington double-parking his benz.

by Kevin M August 23, 2006

jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.

Usage: “Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?

by Bobobobobob987 April 5, 2012