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Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means
1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."
by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008
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Jakeing out

The act of a good friend leaving a function, or party, without saying goodbye, because it is not what they want to do. They usually a 1986 Cream Yellow Thunderbird. They usually listen to an ipod with headphones, while driving.
by Krispee Kranberry Sauce July 14, 2009
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rascal jacking

The act of stealing a senior citizen or handicap persons rascal scooter.
Clark was arrested last Saturday for rascal jacking that poor old women's scooter at bingo. Now she can't run over anyone at the supermarket.
by Cbag March 26, 2007
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Jacking

Jacking means stealing
Your jacking
by RedDreams December 14, 2019
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Jacking off

basically you're doing something with your dick that feels so good you just WONT stop.
I was jacking off yesterday. It felt wonderful!
by a guy who loves elevators February 7, 2017
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Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.
This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.
by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022
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e-jacking

The act of masturbating while viewing porn on-line.
My mom caught me e-jacking to those porno pop-ups that my dad did not delete.
by Jima May 17, 2006
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