Michael Jackson Maneuver

The movements that one's body does when trying to dance like the iconic sexy Michael Jackson. Exercise experts have endorsed the Michael Jackson Maneuver as a great way to keep the body physically in shape and the mind emotionally at peace...a Zen quality of life.

"Beth and Raul were seeking a Zen lifestyle by doing the Michael Jackson Maneuver"

by PY Love and Peace October 21, 2012

Handsome Jack

A name given to a god damn hero. Handsome Jacks usually own ponies made of diamond called Butt Stallions.

He is such a Handsome Jack.

by SoulSlayer2015 March 1, 2017

jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.

by Devin84 October 15, 2007

Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.

Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole

by maMFz11 January 15, 2019

Jack Warden

Mythological creature, most commonly known for eating the heads off orphan children.

girl: 1 wish I had a boyfriend like Jack Warden
girl 2: me too he is so masculine and intimidating

by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

JackSucksAtLife

A Youtuber Known For Humping Plants, Looking At Youtube Analytics, Playbuttons And His Past Days Of Tooting His Kazoo At Hackers On Minecraft.

P1: "Hey do you remember Jacksucksatlife?"
P2: "Yeah he was the person who humped a plant!"

by Lukasucksatdefinitions April 29, 2020

Jesse Jackson

An extortionist that is convinced that every white person is racist.

Uh-oh, here comes Jesse Jackson, better run.

by rightwinger July 29, 2004