:j

The "Douchegrin". Used properly when stating something douche-like. May cause explosion of the jugular vein leading to death.

Phil: Your such a douche bro.
Tony: :j
Phil: AISFJAPSODHFRWHIERH.

by OioiAyeAye January 18, 2011

:j

Similar to a smile :) But a very cheeky one :j
Also known as a goofy smile, a grin. Similar to trollface, but not nearly as intense.

Appropriate for when you say or do something sly.
Also good for when cracking a dumb joke.

A: What's brown and sticky?
B: Uhhg...poop?
A: A stick
B: ...
A: :j

by MrOhyeahson July 22, 2011

/j

Joking (Obviously you dumb whore what else would it be)

Person 1: Zoe Laverne is so hot /j

Person 2: Better be a mf joke.

by Wassup baby ;) June 12, 2021

J-

a) a marijuana joint. b) short for "jump shot" when preferring to basketball

a) Go on and light that J. b) His J is so nice, he never misses one shot from it.

by stickyd April 10, 2006

j*

A self-centered female, who spends most of the time either trying too hard to get eith a man, or complaining about the many problems in her life.

Today j* was going about her usual activities and as a result, I now have a headache.

by DanBa December 10, 2008

''J''

A slang turm for weed

We were smokin' J inthe house

by stephanio May 6, 2004

:J

The smiley-smirk face, also known as ":J" means,"Hi, let's have sex."
The term originated from Habbo Hotel but is now starting to spread through modern instant messaging.
It is basically, a flirty subtle internet "booty call"

jamie: hey, what are you up to tonight?
lily: nothing much, :J

by habbohotelgurl November 11, 2009