If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

by jake christy February 2, 2009

I'd verb his noun

A slang term. It is pretty obvious what it means..and is only meant for fun usually.

Fish: Oh my Tom Liam! Bill is so hot!!
Liam: I know right?! I'd verb his noun !
Fish: Oh yea..me too!

by Liam483 November 14, 2007

I'd fuck Meg Griffin

To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.

After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".

by b_rock44 March 2, 2011

That being said, I'd tap that

Something you say after talking shit on a woman to clarify you'd still bang her after everything you say. Usually said on celebs or an acquaintance.

Guy: Kim K is such an arrogant bitch, she's 90% plastic! That being said, I'd tap that.

Example 2:
Guy: Matt's girlfriend Amy is such a slut, I'm certain she's cheating on him. That being said, I'd tap that.

by ShoshAhSheli August 15, 2017

I'd make a baby with her

When a girl is so hot that you have a strong urge to make a baby with her before you even know what her name is.

(In the gym)
Bro 1: Dude, you see that chick in the yoga pants over there squatting?

Bro 2: Noticed her awhile ago man, I'd make a baby with her.

by Mike Litoris IV May 3, 2014

i'd catch a grenade for you

a very gay way of saying i love you. from bruno mars' song, Grenad

sally, i'd catch a grenade for you

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs April 8, 2011

I'd Pee In Her Butt

A comical way to show affection or interest to a woman who is found to be " sexy " .
The interloper would then say " I'd pee in her butt " to show interest

Barbara streizand walks down the street- I would not pee in her butt
The hot chick from the hot tub scene in that Marilyn Manson video - i'd pee in her butt

by Macroshy November 11, 2019