Hoverate

What a female does above a commode that she does not wish to sit on while taking care of her business.

The bathroom at the gas station was so bad she had to hoverate over the toilet.

by mgbplt July 7, 2011

Hovdebygda

The awesome place in Møre og Romsdal, Norway, is most commonly known for the famous "R-Senter" and the professional football club "Hovdebygda IL". The people who live there are usually gamers or retards, though.

- Oh, i'm so bored! - Yeah, let's take a ferry to Hovdebygda!

by MilfHunter1337 December 7, 2011

Hover a sneeze poo

when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.

"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"

"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"

by porschegt636 February 14, 2012

hover job

When you jerk or suck someone off without explicitly touching them, or are jerked or sucked off without touching them, with the intentions of humiliating the jerker offer.

Jacob's mother gave me a hover job and then I gave her an angry dragon.

by Verrukt_Pajamas August 21, 2013

hoventure

an adventure involving a ho or ho-like behavior

I had a hoventure last night at the club

by Pisstrated March 12, 2014

Hover bowling

The act of hovering your ass over a public restroom toilet, due to concern of fecal matter being present on the seat, and effectively shitting all over the toilet seat.

Hover bowling is the only way for females to get piss all over a toilet seat. Wtf is the matter with you girl? Hover bowlers all go to hell.

by Specialguwy May 12, 2015

Hoverboarded

When you send someone a defective electronic that catches fire and burns their house down, usually by mistake. It's the bigger and more random brother to waterboarding.

I sent my nephews a laser tag kit, it caught fire and burned their house down. Guess I hoverboarded them.

by SneezewhenIP April 5, 2016