Horse

Why tf do you not know what a horse is , and if you don’t know what tf means it’s the fuck, you uneducated hoe

Barry: oh look it’s a horse
Larry: stfu Barry.... o shit that is a horse

by kajnsksishdndekkdpiggy March 1, 2019

Horse

A whore or a woman that is easy to hook up and have sex with so called because you "ride" them.

I'm gona get me a ride she's horse.

by The Fury 13 November 5, 2010

Horse

A substantially large cock. Usually larger than 9".

John-"Dude i had to buy larger boxers because my horse was hanging out the left leg"

by Dr. Catz PhD December 29, 2010

Horses

Something that you have in the back!

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

Horse

A name used to refer to the Manchester Utd number 10 Ruud Van Nistlerooy. A man with horse like features.

Van Nistlerooy is galloping forward like the horse that he is.

by chris January 12, 2005

horse

A busted ass gurl

shut up you fuckin horse

by kate February 21, 2004

Horse

A Horse is typically a middle aged married women who has an inner home wrecker slut inside of her perfect image. A Horse enjoys having affairs with married men. A horse is often referred to as a slag or tard.

Oh look at that Horse, she's probably going to sleep with Mr. jones, I wonder if his wife knows!

by martobs August 8, 2011