Hooker Cake 

Any bitch that jumps out of a cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"

Hooker Cake by Eilean Dover July 7, 2008

hooker stomp

To brutally murder a filthy diseased hooker.

Y'all see that? That bitch went crazy as hizell! Hooker stomped that hoe til her boots was covered in blood an brains yo!

hooker stomp by Joshney September 30, 2007

hooker knees

The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.

Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.

hooker knees by Csheridan December 29, 2007

Hooker-Nun 

A female cybervangelist with questionable ethics. A female evangelical preacher who uses fear to extort tithings from the emotionally and intellectually infirm sheep that comprise her cybergation (cyberspace parish).

"Christian Broadcasting Network seems to employ a good number of hooker-nuns to keep its coffers full."

Hooker-Nun by VirtualVice August 14, 2009

Hooker with the Heart of Gold 

The 'Hooker with the heart of Gold' is a a female and in rare cases, a man, who lives the tragic life of prostitution.

The hooker with the heart of gold is a caring, loving, person whose head and heart are all in the right place, but is in the prostitution business due to some ludicrous tale such as:

1)she has no way of paying a HUGE debt and has to work 2 jobs plus the corner

2)she is forced by the pimp to be a prostitute and doesn't leave because fear of him

3)a family member is deathly ill and she had to quit school and get 2 low paying jobs plus work the corner

Hooker with the heart of gold: Hey! wanna have a good time baby?

Pleasure seeker: Get in.
Several hours later.....

Hooker is walking back to the corner when she sees a hobo...she gives him half the earnings she just made even though her pimp is not gonna be happy. she puts the hobo before herself

Hooker with the Heart of Gold by tymk August 15, 2011

Hooker Bomb 

Variation of the "trucker bomb." A projectile spent rubber. While it need not be filled with baby-batter and fresh from a hooker's mudflaps, the following criteria must be met: it must be a condom, the reservoir must be filled with some sort of suggestible fluid, and it must be tied off. Also, the tosser should yell "HOOKER BOMB!" before throwing it at some unsuspecting bystander. The person throwing the hooker bomb should avoid condoms with spermicide if he wishes to write something on said bomb a la "Fat Man" or "Big Boy."

Oh man, that "hooker bomb" had AIDS written all over it. With a sharpie marker.

Hooker Bomb by Sam-Rod March 7, 2007

Hooker Tooth 

A nigger so low class you cant even call him a nigger.

Hey, bro, check out that hooker tooth over there talking to sweet puddin gigolo. aw man what a hooker tooth! Stop stealing mah shit, hooker tooth!

Hooker Tooth by pseudonym is my name! July 23, 2010